There are originally 9 major types of slaps; they are:

1) TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away.

2) RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you’re hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain, like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices in your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like “What did I do?” “Who slapped me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are really stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o! I just dey pass na. This is a slap from s soldier who has missed promotion for quite a while.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you do is
just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.

6) RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment this slap is downloaded, the recipient will start asking questions that don’t need answers. Wetin make you slap me?

7) Revamped Slap.
When someone slapped you and you try to reverse or revenge but you are able because the people involved didn’t separate you. This type of slap you still have sense.

8)THEN, there’s this new addition, introduced by the Bianca-Ebele encounter of the Soludo swearing-in ceremony:

9) VALEDICTORY SLAP:
A slap which a person who is leaving high office ‘jejelly’ and foolishly buys and receives at the occasion of the final event of his/her handing-over ceremonies.

Let me know which one are you familiar with

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